Aug
29
2007
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Good morning, assholes!

it’s funny…

doesn’t matter who you are or where you live. people are generally moody.

most every day i ride the bus downtown to work and everyday i see the exact same people. do they nod or give any indication that they recognize one another? how about when i smile or say “mornin’”?

no.

in fact, they are even rude sometimes!

please pardon the hippy-love-posting but COME ON!

everyone must have a J-O-B and everyone must commute to W-O-R-K but not everyone has to be a D-I-C-K about it.

it would all be soooo much less painful if we were even just MILDLY more cordial to one another.

it prolly wouldn’t work, but if i were to print off some steps to make commuting less of a grudge match, they would look something like this:

1. smile – looking at people as if they’re a dog that’s pissed on your rug doesn’t encourage anyone to have a great day, much less be nice to you.

2. say “hi” once in a while. it works great and feels that way, too. most times people won’t expect you to carry on a full conversation after, either.

3. don’t be afraid. fear bleeds out of people in many ways and makes an impact on others.

4. don’t judge people quietly behind your eyes. they’re not who you think they are. really.

5. patience is the key to a peaceful world.

6. don’t worry what people think about your shoes, your smell, your hair. they’re not thinking about you anyways you selfish bastard.

; )

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Written by c in: anthropology, pulp |
Aug
26
2007
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Z in Mini

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Written by c in: Pals, meta |
Aug
20
2007
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Lordi, Lordi

Finland now holds the world record for the longest non-stop round of karaoke singing. The country already holds the record for the largest number of karaoke singers at any given time.

The previous record was 145 hours, as held by China. However, in a karaoke bar in Kouvola, a small town on Finland’s southern coast, the record was surpassed on Wednesday, with the ultimate goal being 240 hours non-stop.

Finns travelled long distances to participate at the event, which was broadcast live on the internet.

The record goes alongside Finland’s other record for karaoke, that of the largest number singing at any given time. This is held by 80,000 fans of the Finnish hard rock band Lordi, who had met in Helsinki, for the band to give a brief free concert to celebrate their victory at that year’s Eurovision. The show culminated with all 80,000 joining in with the band on the winning song, Hard Rock Hallelujah.

A new karaoke record = Hard Rock Hallelujah

and here it is:

[shrug]

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Written by c in: anthropology, music |
Aug
17
2007
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[this is too stunning for a title]

SCIENTISTS claim to have broken the ultimate speed record – by making photons travel faster than light.

Exceeding the speed of light, 186,000 miles per second, is supposed to be impossible.

According to Einstein’s special theory of relativity, it would take an infinite amount of energy to accelerate an object through the light barrier.

But two German physicists now claim to have forced light to overcome its own speed limit using a phenomenon known as quantum tunnelling.

In an experiment, microwave photons, energetic packets of light, appeared to travel “instantaneously” between two prisms forming the halves of a cube placed a metre apart.

When the prisms were placed together, photons fired at one edge passed straight through them, as expected.

After they were moved apart, most of the photons reflected off the first prism they encountered and were picked up by a detector. But a few photons appeared to “tunnel” through the gap separating them as if the prisms were still held together.

Although these photons had travelled further, they arrived at their detector at exactly the same time as the reflected photons. In effect, they had travelled faster than light.

Dr Gunter Nimtz, one of the physicists from the University of Koblenz, told New Scientist: “This is the only violation of special relativity that I know of.”

taken from the Scotsman

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Written by c in: pulp |
Aug
16
2007
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Maddox : iPhones Suck

indeed, people LOVE to talk about their iPhones and i do think they’re nifty but Maddox makes some good points in his tirade about the new device that has people in a tizzy.

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Written by c in: design, pulp |
Aug
13
2007
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Google Screws : Beta?

The great idea that WAS Google Video has died. Google contacted customers late last week to tell them that the video store was closing. The e-mail declared, “In an effort to improve all Google services, we will no longer offer the ability to buy or rent videos for download from Google Video, ending the DTO/DTR (download-to-own/rent) program. This change will be effective August 15, 2007.”

The message also announced that Google Checkout would issue credits in an amount equal to what those customers had spent at the Google Video store. Why the quasi-refunds? The kicker: “After August 15, 2007, you will no longer be able to view your purchased or rented videos.”

See, after Google takes its video store down, its Internet-based DRM system will no longer function. This means that customers who have built video collections with Google Video offerings will find that their purchases no longer work. This is one of the major flaws in any DRM system based on secrets and centralized authorities: when these DRM data warehouses shut down, the DRM stops working, and consumers are left with useless junk.

Furthermore, Google is not refunding the total cost of the videos. To take advantage of the credit Google is offering, you have to spend more money, and furthermore, you have to spend it with a merchant that supports Google Checkout. Meanwhile, the purchases you made are now worthless. To do it right, Google should either provide users with non-DRMed copies of the videos they bought, or they should refund the money entirely. The current option is hardly acceptable, however. Would you buy a TV, a car, a book, or anything if the guy who sold it to you could take it back at any moment so long as he offered you a coupon?

Did you buy Kobe Bryant’s 81-point game to commemorate that bit of NBA history? Enjoy staring at an unplayable file come Wednesday. But hey, at least you get $2 back to go buy underwear!

nice.

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Written by c in: history, screws, sight and sound |
Aug
11
2007
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Enjoy your Space, er, stay…

“Galactic Suite,” the first hotel planned in space, expects to open for business in 2012 and would allow guests to travel around the world in 80 minutes.

Its Barcelona-based architects say the space hotel will be the most expensive in the galaxy, costing $4 million for a three-day stay.

During that time guests would see the sun rise 15 times a day and use Velcro suits to crawl around their pod rooms by sticking themselves to the walls like Spiderman.

Company director Xavier Claramunt says the three-bedroom boutique hotel’s joined up pod structure, which makes it look like a model of molecules, was dictated by the fact that each pod room had to fit inside a rocket to be taken into space.

“It’s the bathrooms in zero gravity that are the biggest challenge,” says Claramunt. “How to accommodate the more intimate activities of the guests is not easy.”

But they may have solved the issue of how to take a shower in weightlessness — the guests will enter a spa room in which bubbles of water will float around.

When guests are not admiring the view from their portholes they will take part in scientific experiments on space travel.

Galactic Suite began as a hobby for former aerospace engineer Claramunt, until a space enthusiast decided to make the science fiction fantasy a reality by fronting most of the $3 billion needed to build the hotel.

[taken from the NYT]

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Written by c in: history, innovation, science |

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